Brunette Roommate II, while watching the Ice Skating World Championships: Wow, those Chinese people look extra-Chinese.
Blond Roommate II, while reading a magazine: Pork belly.
Me: Pork Belly?
Blond Roommate II: Pork belly.
Me: Is that a food or a fashion?
Blond Roommate II: It's the belly of a pork.
Me: The belly of a pork?
Blond Roommate II: Haha, right, the belly of the animal pork comes from.
Blond Roommate II: What animal does pork come from?
Me: You are so Jewish.
I Am Still Alive. Basically.
4 days ago