The blond is my fisherman friend Carp, holding a carp. I'm wearing a pretty pink bow and no shirt. You may laugh at a doodle getting banned, but I understand their decision-look at the wiener on that fish! Also, excessive violence: I had clearly just gotten through savagely chopping off Carp's hands in a fit of mad scientist, with the goal of seeing how viable fused carp-hands would be. (Answer: not very, unless you're hungry for fish that tastes vaguely of human.)
In fact, I think I got off lucky.* Photobucket can and would have investigated my jean shorts-clad ass if they knew the real truth behind this image. It is not merely offensive, but also illegal. In more ways than one.
8.16 criminal or tortious activity, including child pornography or erotica, fraud, trafficking in obscene material, drug dealing, gambling, harassment, stalking, spamming, spimming, "pyramid scemes," Ponzi schemes, sending of viruses or other harmful files, copyright infringement, patent infringement, or theft of trade secrets;
8.26 impersonating or attempting to impersonate another User, person or entity;
8.16. Child pornography. Check! I'm 13 years old in that picture. Stop laughing, you pedophiliac creep. And get your hands out of your pants. That's why I'm wearing jean shorts and there are graham crackers floating in the air. I was at summer camp, and we ate those fuckers at snacktime like it was our job.
I wasn't wearing a shirt because it was a nudist summer camp. My parents are enlightened and free-spirited and not constrained by Puritanical social mores. (This has led to my arrest in 3 states, but nobody could make anything stick on me.*)
8.26. Impersonating another entity. Check and mate! I am not really a half-chicken/half-human hybrid, despite what my chicken leg arms might have led you to believe. I apologize for trying to pass myself off as a chickuman.
*That's what she said.