I bet when you read that title, you didn't think it read "Assets." You were supposed to, according to my brain.
My fascinating, jealousy-inducing temp assignment involves the following things:
1) Downloading files from a website onto a laptop.
2) ...That's it. And yet, I still find ways to fuck it up.
A minute ago, when I was naming a file "Assets and Income," I instead saved it as "Asstits and Income." I WONDER WHERE MY MIND IS. Mortgage documents? Clearly not.
Although if this firm looked at the relationships between ass/tits and income, that would make for a much more exciting job.